Sunday, March 17, 2013

that girl, i dread her so much.

Don't expect me to be making money like Bruce Wayne, because I don't expect you to be selling a new hit record every weekend like Taylor Swift.

She has so many expectations and assumes her future and life will be perfect. She wants everything to go the way she wants, and if it doesn't. BOOM! She explodes and isn't happy anymore.

That girl has been picking out her kids names since she was a little girl. Also she wants five kids.
Boy girl boy girl boy. Then her first child happened to be a girl, and so she never loves her daughter completely because, well, she's not a boy.
So she named her first daughter Tyler anyways.

That girl has been planning her dream wedding since she was a little girl. But her father lost his job right before the wedding and couldn't afford all flowers and decorations that she wanted. So he never got to meet his in-laws because she was so stubborn and full of hatred. The dad was trying his best, but it was never good enough.

That girl always wanted a big house full with matching furniture, and a huge pantry with healthy but tasty food for her children. But her husband was never the money-maker she thought he'd be, and so she slept in the guest bedroom and complained to her friends how useless her husband was.
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WORKING 12 HOUR SHIFTS AND WORKING A SECOND PART-TIME JOB JUST TO PAY FOR HIS WIFE'S SHOPPING SPREES, AND THE BILLS.
A push-over he may be, but a soldier when it comes to his kids and family.

That girl filed for divorce, and abandoned the husband with four kids, along with medical bills still needed to be paid because the last child wasn't physically prepared to enter this harsh world. And the husband took a third job just so he could pay for a nanny.

That girl was the cause that led all her children into the wrong direction. While Tyler was cutting her wrists and trying her best fit in, her "mother" was paying for plastic surgery and hunting for a trophy-husband who would fit the needs she had and accept the lust she presents. That girl completely erased her family from her life.

That girl is what destroys men who are trying their best to provide for their families. That girl dreamed of a perfect life, and was determined to have it. That girl. That girl.
That girl, I dread her so much.

-J.Stamos.

7 comments:

  1. Dude...

    "So she named her first daughter Tyler anyways."

    There were moments when you just seemed like a hater and there were moments when you seemed like a prophet.

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  2. yes!!!!!!!!!! dont we all dread this girl

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  3. You have to know I love your blog, but this is the best post yet.

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  4. wow this is intense but every word speaks to you so for that awesome job!

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  5. "child wasn't physically prepared to enter this harsh world"
    I like this line.

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  6. I dread this girl, but in the way where my worst fear is somehow having an accident where my brain is mentally impaired and becoming this girl.

    "A push-over he may be, but a soldier when it comes to his kids and family." I also really liked this line.

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  7. wow. it's good to daydream about the future but ACTUALY EXPECTING it all to come true? someone has problems.

    btw this was so interesting it just made pluto explode. in other words it was awesome.

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